This is too funny because right away it reminded me of Vidal, Steve's guide dog. We have to watch Vidal "like a hawk" because he'll eat anything. Usually it's bananas (peel and all) he steals off the kitchen counter. He's not at all discreet about it. If Steve were in the same room he'd be able to catch him in the act, but this usually happens when Steve has forgotten he put the dog at a down-stay and he himself wanders off. Vidal has eaten gym socks, apples, tin foil wrapped around what ever happens to be inside it, sticks, stones, and yes, he's a poop eater too. So who's to say he hasn't eaten a winning powerball ticket? He's probably consumed a half dozen by now. Or at least he would have had we purchased them. Damn dog.